I received a request not to post this article previously, even though it was posted elsewhere. Craig Larman agreed to send anyone a copy. Now it has a home on the Agile Alliance site for easy access. It's a good read and everyone should check it out.
How to Fail with the Rational Unified Process: Seven Steps to Pain and Suffering
Craig Larman, Chief Scientist, Valtech USA, craig@craiglarman.com
Philippe Kruchten, Rational Fellow, Rational Software Canada, pbk@rational.com
Kurt Bittner, General Manager, Process and Project Management Business Unit, Rational Software, kbittner@rational.com
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